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jforbess
15 July 2009 @ 07:18 pm
This morning the sun woke me up shining straight into my window at 6:14 am.

This evening the sun made me look up from my laptop sitting on my bed by shining straight into my eyes at 7:12 pm.

Disconcerting for those of us who spend our days worrying about the sun's angle across the day. But the evening sun was a reflection off the windows across the courtyard.
 
 
jforbess
29 May 2008 @ 12:37 pm
Some of you know my friends Becca Dilley and Jim Norton. Last year they got married and began writing a book together: a book about Master Cheesemakers of Wisconsin.

Here's a sample of the awesome information they are picking up.
 
 
jforbess
22 May 2008 @ 02:51 pm
How is it that to get a Texas driver's license they list all of the ways you can prove your social security number for ID purposes except a passport? The number 3 listed item is a pilot's license. Do more people in this state have pilot's licenses than passports? Certainly my passport doesn't have my SSN on it, but it *is* an acceptable way to prove my identity in this country. And this world.

Ah, Texas.

At least the guy on the phone was friendlier when he pulled up my file and saw I had a motorcycle endorsement. I think I dropped the ball when I didn't talk about what kind of bike I rode, though. I figured 'Trek' wouldn't really excite him.
 
 
jforbess
08 May 2008 @ 10:26 pm
Jesus fucking Christ The world is going to hell in a handbasket if the New York Times is publishing opinions like this:

"In a perfect world, policymakers would respond to energy crises with benign neglect. In the real world, though, they know constituents want action. So it’s better for them to balance their abuse of the oil industry with an occasional olive branch. In that sense, Senator Clinton’s pairing of an excess profits tax with a gas tax holiday isn’t nearly as bad as an excess profits tax all by itself.

This sounds cynical, but I’m just being honest. Politicians are constrained by public opinion. When the public rejects the mundane explanations for high gas prices — big boring facts like rapid Asian growth — politicians aren’t going to correct them. The best we can expect is for Washington to try to channel the public’s misconceptions in relatively harmless directions. We could do a lot worse than the gas tax holiday; in fact, we usually do."

I should have something educated and erudite to say in response, but I'm just kind of flummoxed. Policymakers should respond to energy crises with benign neglect? Politicians aren't going to correct their constituents' mistaken beliefs about cause and effect? Gah.
 
 
jforbess
22 February 2008 @ 02:30 pm
Wednesday night I looked at the lunar eclipse next to the Empire State Building. I guess that's not weather, but the sky was perfectly clear so it was visible. My sister said that the experience was a great illustration of the difference between Manhattan and Brooklyn: she walked through Manhattan, and it was all business as usual; when she got to Brooklyn, there were people standing outside every bar gazing at the sky.

Yesterday there was a beautiful blue sky and I got blisters on my feet wandering around Soho and the village. It was like some of the best days I experienced when I was here in June, except 50 degrees colder.

When I woke up there was snow everywhere. I whined to my sister about it, and she shamed me into putting on my boots and taking the train up to Central Park. I got out at the Natural History Museum and walked down to Columbus Circle. I stopped at a pond to make way for the snowplow, and saw a duck acting as an icebreaker for the duck behind it. It was more slush than ice, making it feasible. It was having a hard time, which made it wiggle pretty hard against the slush, and finally gave up and flew over the ice to the next open water. Cute!

It's turned to freezing rain, so I'm holed up back at [info]nehrlich's apartment waiting for my sister to be done with work so we can make our way to Brooklyn.
 
 
jforbess
06 January 2008 @ 11:35 pm
Does anything suck more than knowing it's totally reasonable that your downstairs neighbors are pounding on the floor to tell you to stop playing Rock Band at 11:30pm on a Sunday night?

Yes. Those same neighbors waking you up at 5:30am on New Year's Day with their loud music. (And at 8:30am.) Playing the Beatles. What the hell?

Bastards. If only it were the upstairs neighbors. I could totally respect their quiet needs.

I am so addicted to Rock Band that if I were living with someone who only had the Xbox part, I would pay the $170 to get the Rock Band kit. I'm not yet addicted enough to pay $350 for the Xbox to start.

I have moved from a non-drummer to a reasonable Medium drummer in a week and a half. And it turns out I'm a definite Lefty. It's rare that I feel an instinctive adeptness on the left at skills that have some handedness. Usually I just feel awkward using either hand, and continue with the right because that's what my teacher can help me with best. Like tennis. Or golf.

Jofish, you better have a Rock Band friend in Ithaca.
 
 
jforbess
16 November 2007 @ 03:35 pm
Those of you who don't bother to subscribe to my real journal should check it out again. I've been biking! In Texas!

I submit the first day, the second day, and the return trip. The last one even has some photos from the first day. Yeah, my skills as an archivist leave something to be desired.
 
 
jforbess
12 October 2007 @ 01:05 pm
For someone who doesn't know how to apply normal makeup, I can do a mean elf ear. It's an Instructable, people. This means you can too.
 
 
jforbess
11 October 2007 @ 01:00 pm
Observing the SF skyline from Treasure Island is a rare treat. Or trick.
 
 
jforbess
17 September 2007 @ 10:51 pm
For those of you who might be in SF, I'll be there from Sept 26 onward. Date of departure not yet established, but I'll be there at least two weeks. Give me a shout if you want to hang out.
 
 
 
jforbess
01 September 2007 @ 01:43 pm
My bike was stolen. It was in an unlocked garage in Uptown Minneapolis. My friend's bike was there too, but I didn't notice it was locked to itself, and maybe the garage until after my bike was stolen.

I've talked to the police, and it's a unique bike so if anyone sells it to a pawn shop, I can hope to get it back.

I feel slightly lucky that it didn't happen until now, when I'm done with my year of bike touring. But not very lucky.

I guess I won't have to decide whether to take it to South Dakota now.
 
 
jforbess
17 August 2007 @ 11:40 am
Well, I'm biking around northern WI right now and writing about it at jforbess.org.

Jofish should take special note of the posting of 15 Aug, wherein I write: "Also, I am beginning to regret ever meeting Jofish. Well, ever hearing that damn song of his, “On the cover of Wired Magazine”. It’s the default song to get stuck in my head right now, and it’s not ok."

I was hoping to have GPS data and cute little tracks of my progress, but I'm not taking the time to get the data munged correctly from my device to my laptop to whatever will make it look good in the blog. Maybe I'll put a summation page together when I get done with the whole trip.
 
 
jforbess
12 July 2007 @ 12:41 pm
So one of the few reasons I wish I had a fixed address was so that I can subscribe to cool magazines like practicalpedal.com. More bike magazines need to be like it. Where else could you read about cool bikes like this dutch cargo bike instead of a comparison of carbon fiber racing forks?

Also, I'm planning to bike from Milwaukee to Minneapolis in August, stopping off at a family camping trip along the way. I think I have a lot of extra time to meander around, and I'm wondering where I should head in WI. Any ideas? If only there were a farmstand/ice cream/brewery/cheese route marked somewhere.
 
 
jforbess
12 July 2007 @ 12:34 pm
So, jforbess.org has shuffled from one subhosting option to another, and the new one made me install wordpress without a shell, and then told me that it required a mysql version > 4.0.0. Which is quite an old version. And I can't figure out how to figure out what mysql version is actually being used. Which made me reconsider this subhosting option.

Mew mew mew.

Luckily, my friend did retrieve the old data from jforbess.org for me. So that's something.
 
 
jforbess
29 june 2007 (my laptop *and* my server died last week in totally unrelated events)

uphill: 55 km, ave speed 9.4 kmph rolling time 5:53
downhil: ?? km, ave speed 30 kmph rolling time 0:49 (only to the
outside of the park)

Today I biked up to the top of the highest paved road in America. 14,264 feet. I started at approximately 7800 feet. The last time I biked over ten miles in one day was in April. Bicycling with a 100 pound trailer for four months was the only reason I was able to make it to the top. Despite the fact that I was only carrying a small rack bag, it felt as though I was pulling my trailer the whole time.

The Sprextel executive Victor and I had worked with almost a year ago had mentioned that once or twice a year he and his biking buddies would meet at the State Capitol at 5280 feet elevation and bike up to Mount Evans, fifty miles away. I don't think that I would have been quite so inspired to bike it myself if there hadn't been a sign to Mt Evans on the way to my cousin's house that I passed quarterly. At least I knew I wasn't fit enough to bike all the way from the capitol.

It's for the best that bicycles aren't allowed on I-70, because then I would have started three or four miles further away, at the house where my sister and I were dogsitting. Three or four miles doesn't sound like a lot even now, but thinking of how tired I was at the top of the mountain, I know it would have made the difference between me finishing and not.

I started the ride at 8am, optimistic that I would average 6 miles an hour uphill, making it a six hour ride up 32 miles, and then an hour down. The altitude kicked in right away, and I despaired of biking 32 miles breathing so heavily. A few miles in, my body became accustomed to the work (and I slowed down a little), and it was a normal ride.

The first eighteen miles weren't too hard. Almost totally uphill, with just one huge drop before entering Mount Evans National Park. It's totally demoralizing to be congratulating yourself on getting closer and closer to 14k feet and then finding yourself losing at least 500 feet. Especially when you know you'll be biking up them later.

The first nine miles from the entrance to Summit Lake were reminiscent of biking up Mount Cadillac on Mount Desert island with Victor, except longer, and with less oxygen. I started in the pines, and wound my way up, through alpine meadows and snowpack-fed waterfalls that looked thirst-quenchingly full of giardia. The passing cars were a constant, but not obnoxious.

The descent to Summit Lake was another demoralizing loss of elevation, and then the grade increased to something you'd expect on a road to the highest paved point in America. At some point I realized I needed calories to continue and paused to eat one and a half Larabars. Then I dozed in the sun because I knew there was no way I could digest and pedal at the same time. I couldn't even stay awake and digest at the same time at 11k feet.

Once I started up the Chutes and Ladders mess of switchbacks up to the peak, I was already knackered. My advice to people bicycling up massive inclines? "Don't look up." Everytime I glanced up to see how many more switchbacks awaited me, I lost my pace, my breath, and had to stop to rest. I started walking my bike up while taking a break from pedalling, because abruptly stopping my forced bloodflow made me feel woozy. Also I wanted to get to the top as fast as possible. I walked the last half kilometer to the top. I lost my mental fortitude after mile marker 14, which had been billed as the distance to the top. Also, I saw people walking up many more switchbacks than I could handle contemplating. I realized too late that those were above the paved road, and I didn't have to bike that far.

I sat at the top and recovered my breath and watched the fat car-driving tourists point their cameras at the mountain goats, who were blithely chewing away at the tundra grass and moss. I had already made passing acquaintance with the goats on one of the switchbacks as they crossed in front of me.

After about ten minutes of sitting, the clouds covered the sun, the wind picked up, and I got cold. Time to enjoy the ride back down. I'd seen one car descending with bikes on the back, and I wondered why anyone would make the effort of biking up and miss the joy of coasting down.

It turns out the huge cracks in the road that send an arthritis-seeding jolt into your wrists are one reason to skip coasting down. Also, nearly hitting a raccoon-sized varmint of some sort (yellow-bellied marmot, apparently) puts a damper on your enjoyment. Unless you're Christy.

I had planned to bike all the way back to my starting point, 18 miles past the bottom of Mt Evans National Park. I started planning how to contact Julia to tell her to pick me up at the Echo Lake Lodge in the middle of switchback hell. There was enough coverage at the top of Mt Evans to make me think I could send a text, but it didn't work. No coverage anywhere else likely in the park, I was forced to beg for the use of a phone. I was willing to give them two dollars, but first they didn't want to let me make a call at all, and then they didn't want the two dollars. Instead I bought tea, water and potato chips. And then it started pouring. It's a very satisfying feeling to miss bicycling in the pouring rain so closely.

Oh, the scenery was beautiful all the way up, and much of the way down. Different perspectives both directions. The morning started much clearer than it had been earlier in the week, and I was able to appreciate the far-off snowy peaks, even if I couldn't identify them.

That night for dinner I had steak, one of the perks of house-sitting. The only steak I could find in the freezer was a flatiron. I knew nothing of this cut, but decided it looked appropriately sized for one person.

Wikipedia says: "The Flat Iron Steak is a relatively new cut of steak from the shoulder of a cow. The steak was discovered by researchers at the University of Nebraska during the course of a study of undervalued cuts of beef. The study also found that this specific cut is the second most tender cut of beef, after the tenderloin."

Lucky me. It was excellent, surprisingly tender, even imperfectly cooked by me, in a frying pan, after we were unable to start the gas grill. I would have felt lucky to have to gnaw a flank steak to bits, but this was bliss.

What else? Oh yes, the aches. My butt was chafed, as one might expect after eight hours of bicycling. And sore knees and wrists. But more surprising were the aches in my shoulders. I started to wonder if I hurt this badly the day of the exercise how badly I would hurt the second day. Well, my dear readers, I'm still young yet, because I felt almost totally normal the next day. Just slight residual pains, less intense than the soreness after a real yoga workout.
 
 
jforbess
19 June 2007 @ 04:10 pm
So I have a gap of over two months between weddings.

What to do?

Fly from Austin to Minneapolis, bike to Seattle in time for Sept 22 wedding?

Stay in Austin, pedicab and work on bike website and other projects while reminding myself of the difference between 98 degrees F and 102 degrees F? (Large difference.)

Fly to SF and work on bike website while enjoying the pleasant environment and community that is SF?

Bike somewhere else? Does anywhere else have a decent pedicab situation? (I’m not returning to Boston.)

Fly somewhere else to work on a website? (MSP, Ithaca, Seattle, other places I have awesome friends)

Do any of my loyal readers have a comment? Do I have any loyal readers, given my total slothdom during my east coast travels?

(also posted at jforbess.org)
 
 
jforbess
27 February 2007 @ 08:33 pm
So for anyone who has stumbled across my livejournal page without also stumbling across my personal blog jforbess.org should go check it out. Chock full of entries about biking (and kayaking and sailing and ice-climbing) around NZ. (Ok, I only ice-climbed one day, but it was awesome.)

I'm about to head to Phnom Penh to meet up with [info]eto_theipi for a month of traveling around Cambodia, Vietnam and maybe Laos. Then I'll be in Sydney for a week or ten days, and then I think I'll be in SF for some period of time. And then the future is hazy.
 
 
 
 

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